My School Weekdays Every Monday my brain doesn’t work right Every Tuesday I curse out loud Every Wednesday it comes a bit better Every Thursday I count the hours Every Friday I can’t wait Every Saturday I relax Every Sunday I say I hate school even more this week than I did last week The rhyme has varied very little since it was first collected by James Orchard Halliwell and published in 1842 with the lyrics: Short version Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday, Grow worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday, That was the end Of Soloman Granday. Long Version Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on a stark and stormy Tuesday, Married on a gray and grisly Wednesday, Took ill on a mild and mellow Thursday, Grow worse on a bright and breezy Friday, Died on a ...